Squigle toothpaste - 100% guarantee of satisfaction
That's right... first time users of Squigle have a no quibble money back guarantee of satisfaction when purchasing one or two tubes.
If you have been using your Squigle exclusively every day for a month and believe you have derived no benefit, let me know and I will refund the purchase price and postage. The only condition to this offer is that you should be willing to be contacted by phone by one of the research staff at Squigle Inc. (this will purely be for research purposes, and they may be able to provide help with your condition too).
Squiggle has transformed my life!? While using it I have had no ulcers at all. R Wilkes